The National Security Agency
Being a spy is supposed to be cool. If it’s not tuxedos, cocktails and casinos, then it should at least be safehouses, martial arts and a mysterious bank account in Switzerland. Surely being a spy means having a secret cabinet of weapons and gadgets hidden behind your bookshelf at home, a special entrance to your office through a phone booth, or at least the apparent ability to never have a hangover despite the amount you drink.
If being a spy is supposed to be so cool, then why is the museum at America’s National Security Agency (NSA) so boring? I mean, seriously, these guys are the pin-ups of the espionage community?
When I say it’s ‘boring’, I don’t mean that it’s not ‘interesting’. It has lots of facts… and history… and exhibits… and, y’know, stuff. But it’s not ‘cool’. Somehow the only museum in the United States that’s run by the intelligence community thought that visitors are so intelligent that they’ll enjoy a building full of code-breaking machines. Well, I’m sorry Agent X, Y did U think that would B the case?
The National Cryptologic Museum, Fort Meade, Maryland
The first warning bell should have been the name: The National Cryptologic Museum. I supposed it manages expectations much better than calling it The Really Awesome Spy Museum Where You’ll See Heaps Of Cool Things You’ve Always Wanted To Know More About.
Unless, that is, you’re interested in the history of codes during war time. The museum has an impressive collection of code-making and code-breaking machines through numerous wars including World War II, The Cold War and the Vietnam War. The cipher machines captured from the Germans and the Japanese are displayed most proudly.
There are examples of the simple codes used before technology, the computer databases which have stored information in the NSA over the decades, and the evolution of the technology to secure telephone calls (including the model of phone on which George W Bush was told about the September 11 attacks).
On displays on the walls, the stories are told of the great cryptographers who broke the codes of America’s enemies. Even here, there is no coolness, no suave spies, no X-factor. The tales aren’t told as if the protagonists were great heroes in an epic mental battle against the forces of evil. These guys were just linguists or mathematicians who, although presumably quite brilliant, sat in a room and crunched letters and numbers for months at a time between breakthroughs. There’s no mention of whether they enjoyed the occasional martini during the process.
For those who are students of codes (is there such a thing?), the library at the museum would provide a very useful resource. Thousands of unclassified and declassified documents from the National Security Agency can be read and even photocopied. There are books going back hundreds of years, which trace the history of cryptology across several continents. There is certainly a lot of information available for those with a keen interest.
The National Cryptologic Museum at Fort Meade in Maryland is the public face of a highly secretive organisation and world of espionage that remains a mystery to most people. Perhaps it is sensible not to encourage too much interest from regular civilians. Still, if this is the life of a spy, thank goodness Hollywood has a big imagination.
* You can find out more about the museum at the official webpage here.
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This looks so much better than the Spy Museum in Washington, DC! Thanks for writing about it!
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I haven’t been to the Spy Museum so I can’t really compare them. This is the only one actually run by an intelligence organisation, so I guess that limits what they can show a bit.
So glad that technology has made being a spy cool again. Back in the old days, not as much fun with the machines and stuff they had. However, James Bond made being a spy pretty cool back in the old days
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Yeah, but imagine Bond without any gadgets. He’d be just a sexist alcoholic… in a tuxedo.
I feel your disappointment! I hope you had a martini after the visit, just to make up for the Bondlessness …Although I have to say I think the guys in the picture look AWESOME!!! So anyway, it seems to be a very interesting place, like you said -I’ve been intrigued by code-breaking since I watched “All the Queen’s men” (2001), although it’s not about the actual code-breaking, but about stealing an enigma… or something. Guys in drag, can’t go wrong with that. …I am digressing again, am I not. Oh well… Good post -and for the record: I still got some spy-vibes!
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Ha ha… I love your digressions. Almost made me forget about this boring museum
And, for the record, a martini was well-deserved!
AAAh but if they tell you everything then they would have to …….. well you know.
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True. The fact I am still around to tell the tale means I didn’t break their code.
I guess it’s really for those who have tremendous amount of homework regarding the history of being a spy where you need to research extensively and take down notes. Well, really thanks to Hollywood. If James Bond was this ‘boring’, then he wouldn’t have those lovely girls on his side..all the time.
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Ah, sigh. I guess you’re right. Being a spy is just really about hard work and mathematics.
I reckon they make it seem boring so that folks aren’t too interested. There’s a real spy museum somewhere else, for real spies, with invisible cars and jetpacks and bikini clad women handing out Martinis. Now that’s the one to find and write about!
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Ha ha!!! I so hope you’re right!! Let’s make it our mission to find it… Mission: Impossible.
If you’re a super-nerd, this museum would be super-cool.
I hope wanting to go to it in the first place doesn’t make me a want-to-be nerd…
eheh did you really think it was like in Alias?
I find all this spy stories and stuff so ridiculous. Why would a country have enemies? I mean, I do know America has enemies, just wondering why, really, the “they are jealous of us because we wear mini-skirts” story I don’t think still stands…
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‘Alias’ used to be my favourite TV show so, yes, I did kind of hope it would be like that. Sniff…
This place seems so serious and yeah, a little drab. In DC proper we went to the Spy Museum and it was filled with more flash and glamor…but was like a disney-fied version of Spying. I think I’d prefer this one here, at least it’s ‘real’. Cool post, thanks for making me aware of it – I’m a geek for stuff about surveillance and spying (Dani loves me in spite of, not because of, this little fascination of mine! ).
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It sounds like I should have gone to the DC Spy Museum now. I like the Hollywood side of it all. But you’re right, this one definitely felt authentic and id give a good insight into what the NSA does.
I nearly fell asleep on my keyboard just looking at the pics. They could have made that museum so much cooler!
They’re trying to make you fall asleep on your keyboard.. while you’re still logged in. That’s when they pounce and steal all your data!!
Huh. Sounds like “NSA” stands for National Snooze Academy. Now let’s put that in code and add a bit of Bond…
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Ha ha! Maybe we should suggest to the feds that they officially change the name
Love the 70′s guys. I’m guessing they’re really good at math.
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You’d hope so. They’d need something going for them if they were to have any hope of picking up women at a bar!